Lindsay: I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did 'nothing' cancel?

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Lucille 2: You're embarrassed to be with me!
Gob: No, I'm embarrassed to be seen with you!

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George Sr.: My back is in knots. I haven't had a massage since prison.
Michael: Hope that was forced ...

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I'm going to see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts. (everyone looks at her) ... I was trying to be sexy, it just got away from me.

Lindsay

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Michael: Just find someone else to do your bidding.
Lucille: There is no one else to do my bidding!

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It's called taking advantage. It's what gets you ahead in life.

Gob

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