Arrested Development Season 2 Episode 4: "Good Grief" Quotes
Buster: Are you guys planning a party?
Oscar: Yes. It's your father's birthday, which coincidentally is my birthday.
Buster: Because you're twins.
Gob: Gary's gay?
Michael: Yeah.
Gob: Uh-oh. He's going to think I was coming on to him.
(Flashback)
Gob: (to Gary) You've got a nice mouth.
(Another flashback)
Gob: I'd kill for that ass.
(Another flashback)
Gob: (with Gary on his lap) Okay, the chair's not doing it now, but, lately, it's been giving out as soon as I lean back.
George Michael: I have Pop-Pop in the attic.
Michael: What? The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.
George Michael: It's the girl who ripped my heart out. The girl whose face will always be etched in my mind.
George Sr.: Her?
George Michael: She's really funny.
George Sr.: Well let's hope so.
You know what? I'm going to throw on a skirt, take off my underwear, and make your Pop-pop proud!
Lindsay
Maeby: That's got to bother you, huh Dad? I mean, she's flirting right in front of you.
Tobias: Hmm? Oh, no. I am surprised though that she's going after somebody so similar to my own type. But I suppose we all do expose our inner desires, don't we?
Maeby: I think you just did.
Tobias: No I didn't.
(referring to Michael's lack of emotion over George Sr.'s 'death') Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. "I'm not going to cry about my Pa. I'm going to build an airport... Put my name on it." Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?
Tobias
(to Oscar, who's standing naked with his robe open) Oscar, close it! You look like the window of a butcher shop.
Lucille
As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet who, after landing on their housekeeper Rosa's wig, flew away when she took out the trash ... and into a transformer. When Buster found out, he destroyed the family's kitchen -- believing this to be where Rosa lived.
Narrator
Michael: Well, I just figured that life's too short. You two seem to care about each other, so why throw that away, huh? Huh? Ok.
(Ann walks away)
George Michael: You think we really do?
Michael: A father can tell. Ok? It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.
Michael: I think George Michael is hiding Ann in the attic.
Lindsay: From who, the Nazis?
