Arrested Development Season 2 Episode 18: "Righteous Brothers" Quotes
Michael: We're brothers. We shouldn't be fighting. We cannot afford to lose each other.
Gob: I can't. I already lost a brother today.
Michael: Franklin?
Gob: Well, I didn't lose him. But he's all puckered and white.
Michael: On the plus side, you can take him to lunch at the club now.
Gob: That's the kind of joke he would have loved!
Gob: Oh, no.
Gob: (as Franklin with English accent) You've ruined the act, Gob.
Gob: Great news! Dad wasn't crushed to death!
Michael: Was there a risk of that?
Michael: Go ahead and tell Gob that I'll be telling the cops that it was him in the truck so he'll be joining me here. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it.
Lucille: You'd do that to your own brother?
Michael: I said "cot".
(to Lucille) You lied to me! You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father. My father is my uncle!
Buster
Gob: And guess what else ... Dad kissed me!
Michael: How? He looked pretty unconscious in that picture.
Gob: I didn't say he was totally into it!
Gob: Dad's gonna be crushed!
George Michael: You don't have to tell him!
(about his hair) Why won't it grow back!?
Oscar
(Singing)
Gob: It ain't easy being white.
Franklin: It ain't easy being brown.
Gob: All this pressure to be bright.
Franklin: I got children all over town!
Gob: Sometime ... (spoken) hey, where'd the guy go?
It's a satire!
Marc Cherry
