Arrested Development Season 3 Quotes
Bob Loblaw: As you know, it is very difficult to establish fault in a divorce, but one indicator is fidelity. Now, my client has not pursued sex outside of this marriage.
Tobias: Nor in it.
Bob Loblaw: I got this one.
Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand?
Gob
And that's why you don't try to teach lessons to your father!
J. Weatherman
And that's why you don't use one-armed persons to teach lessons!
Buster
It's okay, son. We'll figure it out. When we do, we'll have the last laugh. We'll be the laughing stock of the boardwalk.
Gob
Buster's good hand just came flying off.
Michael
(While hugging)
Gob: If you feel something moving down there, it's just the bird.
Michael: I know.
(Michael sees the bird still on the counter)
It's a jet-pack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?
Gob
I want to cry so badly, but I don't think I can spare the moisture.
Lucille
Lindsay: Did it ever occur to you that maybe Warden Gentiles likes her?
Michael: Likes her what?
Lindsay: No, I mean, likes her. Like, is attracted to her.
Michael: Who's the "her" in that sentence?
Lindsay: Mom. Warden Gentiles likes Mom.
Michael: Her?
I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries.
Warden Gentiles
I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this. The guy runs a prison. He can have any piece of ass he wants.
Tobias
