Oh, you're here to help me, sweet! Ooh, you don't smell so sweet, but that's nothing 10 or 12 showers can't fix.

Ash

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• Added: November 11, 2016

Well pop, I guess it's time to ride the pale horse, up to the discount hardware store in the sky.

Ash

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• Added: October 21, 2016

Pablo you don't see another eyeball around here do you?

Ash

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• Added: October 21, 2016

Ash: Chet I got a great idea. If I drive, you can keep pounding brewskies the whole time.
Chet: I can stay hydrated!

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• Added: October 21, 2016

Chet: Dude, there's a chainsaw in my back seat.
Ash: Yeah, that's mine.
Chet: What's it for?
Ash: Um...Ice sculpture.
Chet: Oh...and the shotgun?
Ash: That's mine too.
Chet: What's THAT for?
Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.

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• Added: October 21, 2016

Ash: Take the wheel.
Chet: How do you THINK I feel?
Ash: Take the WHEEL!
Chet: I'M GONNA TAKE THE WHEEL!

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• Added: October 21, 2016