Ash: Poor fellow, guess he didn't have the heart to carry on without me.
Kelly: Or the food.

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Look, I would trust a blind proctologist over her, but you know the deal.

Ash

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Oh God, I'm in the butt! I'm in the butt!

Ash

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• Added: October 04, 2016

Kelly: That is horrible...and also awesome.
Ash: Which is everything that I do!

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• Added: October 04, 2016

Pablo: Sweet room Jefe!
Ash: Yep, lot of good memories in here. And there.
[Kelly jumps off Ash's bed in disgust]

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• Added: October 04, 2016

Holy pickle dicks!

Ash

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• Added: October 04, 2016