Jennifer: He loved me!
Joe: Jen, honey. I promise. Dimitri didn’t love you. He used you. Look at my fucking hand. This is what your boyfriend did to me. If I didn’t do what I did to him, he would have came after you and your mama next. And I wasn’t gone let that happen.
Jennifer: You killed him. You’re nuts. You both are.

Joe: Not a word of this to Cathy.
Angela: No, not a word. Or she might think we’re fucking nuts or something.

Angela: In on what?
Cathy: Everything.
Joe: The money. Dead Russians. The Lamborghini. All of it.
Angela: Touch is in?
Cathy: Ain’t that a bitch. The one goddamn time that a white police officer could be useful to us, and they got to go and cut the motherfucker in.

Leon: We had a plan.
Angela: He speaks!
Cathy: He’s traumatized.

Touch: We really doing this?
Cathy: Yeah, we doing this.

You were right. We’re not these kind of people.

Joe [to Angela]

Average Joe Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Joe: Not a word of this to Cathy.
Angela: No, not a word. Or she might think we’re fucking nuts or something.

Jennifer: He loved me!
Joe: Jen, honey. I promise. Dimitri didn’t love you. He used you. Look at my fucking hand. This is what your boyfriend did to me. If I didn’t do what I did to him, he would have came after you and your mama next. And I wasn’t gone let that happen.
Jennifer: You killed him. You’re nuts. You both are.