Awkward Season 2 Episode 5: "My Love Is a Black Heart" Quotes
Jenna: Bad breakup?
Tamara: 10.5 on the dick-ter scale.
Scrooge hated Christmas, dip hole.Sadie
I call shenanigans.Tamara
Let me tell you something about Ricky Schwartz. The only time he uses the "L word" is for burritos and lesbian porn.Tamara
Ironically, Val had become a lot more insightful once she left the guidance office.Jenna
Matty: And this is...
Jenna: ...a girl he deflowered at summer camp.
Now find me someone to dry hump.Tamara
You can't even cook a pop-tart Bro.Jake
What am I doing? I've been spending my whole night trying to out-douche a douche.Tamara
Tamara: Am I cockblocking?