Jenna: Mom, I have to poop.
Lacey: Eww, Jenna, just say you have to go.

What's the statement? That you're a desperado?

Tamara

So my parents thought I wasn't mature enough for this.

Jenna

Lacey: Where do you put it all?
Jenna: My stomach. Duh.

Sergio: Since when am I your boyfriend?
Sadie: Since you introduced your P to my V.

This is amazing. The contrast between two friends on two different roads.

Ophelia

Hey, dude, some kid took a dump in the pool again.

Sullie

Matty, finally. You're late.

Lacey

Sergio: You're hot as hell.
Sadie: I know, right.

Yay sex!

Lissa
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I want a soda!

Sadie

How is me getting fired a good thing?

Jake

Awkward Season 5 Quotes

Is that your marine? He's way out of your league. I want one.

Julie

Jenna, are you running through the hallway naked? Oh wait, you just reminded me that I need a haircut.

Valerie