You can photo bomb me any day with that IPA.

Tamara

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• Added: April 13, 2016

Sorry If my definition of fun isn't drinking all the time.

Jenna

• Permalink: Sorry If my definition of fun isn't drinking all the time.
• Added: April 13, 2016

I can't wear it while I'm on duty.

Jake

• Permalink: I can't wear it while I'm on duty.
• Added: April 13, 2016

I didn't call you unless it's been a butt dial.

Jenna

• Permalink: I didn't call you unless it's been a butt dial.
• Added: April 13, 2016

I suddenly felt a strong urge to call in sick tomorrow morning.

Jenna

• Permalink: I suddenly felt a strong urge to call in sick tomorrow morning.
• Added: April 06, 2016

Jake, I need a power outlet. If my phone dies, I die.

Sadie

• Permalink: Jake, I need a power outlet. If my phone dies, I die.
• Added: April 06, 2016

Matty, over here. Can you move? My friend wants to sit next to me.

Lacey

• Permalink: Matty, over here. Can you move? My friend wants to sit next to me.
• Added: April 06, 2016

I don't work here, psycho.

Jake

• Permalink: I don't work here, psycho.
• Added: March 30, 2016

At these prices, I can see why someone would turn to prostitution for a drink.

Luke

• Permalink: At these prices, I can see why someone would turn to prostitution for a drink.
• Added: March 30, 2016

I hated to think of you alone.

Luke

• Permalink: I hated to think of you alone.
• Added: March 30, 2016

I may have shaken that one up a bit.

Sullie

• Permalink: I may have shaken that one up a bit.
• Added: March 30, 2016

Chop chop Tilda Skankton. You work retail, so work it.

Sadie

• Permalink: Chop chop Tilda Skankton. You work retail, so work it.
• Added: March 22, 2016