Jesus, are you done? Now get the fuck out of my room.

Sadie

You know what's perverse? You thinking I give a shit who you are.

Sadie

Her harsh truth may hurt sometimes but it was our harsh truth.

Jenna

This is what high schools really like. The good and the bad.

Jenna

Lissa: Sadie you came back. I knew you wouldn't abandon me at prom. Isn't this a dream?
Sadie: I'm about five drinks away from a dream.

Lacey: What are you doing home? Is it over? Oh my God. Did prom burn down?
Jenna: No, just my night.

Careful, the prude police are watching.

Tamara

No BJS in the bathroom.

Val

Jenna, you're on fire.

Frank

I'm sorry I ruined your emergency dress surgery. I am no Molly Ringwald.

Tamara

You are so full of shit, Darlene. I should never have let you back into my life.

Sadie

Jenna, this isn't your first senior prom. You went in a utero.

Tamara

Awkward Season 5 Quotes

Is that your marine? He's way out of your league. I want one.

Julie

Jenna, are you running through the hallway naked? Oh wait, you just reminded me that I need a haircut.

Valerie