I'm not getting a gun. You've seen me at McDonalds when I miss the breakfast cutoff, you want to add a weapon to that mix?

Rebecca

The guy literally brought a knife to a gunfight, the only person he endangered was himself.

Rebecca

Are you saying you want to be the black Kevin Costner to my white Whitney Houston?

Rebecca

Could any of you give a legitimate reason as to why you can't be here?

Rebecca

Tim: What's up baby?
Rebecca: You don't think I look like a muffin top, do you?

911. I've forgot how to breathe, and there's giant fruit.

Rebecca

It's not funny to compare a human to a pastry. Not funny.

Rebecca

I'm serious, I will cut you.

Rebecca

Rebecca: Really, Tom he's got no priors - you really wanna do this?
Tom: Yeah, I really wanna do this!

Be glad that's negative, I am.

Rebecca

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Rebecca: Really, Tom he's got no priors - you really wanna do this?
Tom: Yeah, I really wanna do this!

Be glad that's negative, I am.

Rebecca