I'm not getting a gun. You've seen me at McDonalds when I miss the breakfast cutoff, you want to add a weapon to that mix?Rebecca
The guy literally brought a knife to a gunfight, the only person he endangered was himself.Rebecca
Are you saying you want to be the black Kevin Costner to my white Whitney Houston?Rebecca
Could any of you give a legitimate reason as to why you can't be here?Rebecca
Tim: What's up baby?
Rebecca: You don't think I look like a muffin top, do you?
911. I've forgot how to breathe, and there's giant fruit.Rebecca
It's not funny to compare a human to a pastry. Not funny.Rebecca
I'm serious, I will cut you.Rebecca
Rebecca: Really, Tom he's got no priors - you really wanna do this?
Tom: Yeah, I really wanna do this!
Be glad that's negative, I am.Rebecca