Barry: Am I evil?
Hank: Huh?
Barry: Am I like, an evil person?
Hank: Oh my God! I mean. Absolutely! Do I not tell you that enough? You are like the most evil guy I know, man!
Barry: You know, I take no pleasure in killing people. You know that, right?

Gene: OK. I know you were just a fetus, but is this close to your experience?
Natalie: From what I can remember, yes.

What if we made it about ourselves for a change?! Now, Barry. You're gonna tell that story from Afghanistan. The rest of you? You're gonna find your sheep-fucker moments. Then we'll take them all and we are going to mold them into a show that we will play in front of a paying audience and the occasional VIP comp.

Gene

An idea -- There is an embellishment called the Denehey Balloon. Actually, it's a colostomy bag filled with blood that Brian Denehey used during Deathtrap. When he was shot, he would [squeezes his side and moans].

Gene

Gene: You, sir, are doing Afghanistan.
Barry: See, I wanted to do a story about meeting you.
Gene: [snaps his head around] Go on.
Barry: Yeah, you know, being in this clash, and uh, seeing you teach, and uh-
Gene: So you want to tell the story of meeting me? I'll allow it.

So, Mr. Fuches, I have your tooth at the scene of a quadruple homicide. How does that happen?

Det. Loach

Gene: Barry, you're gonna do the story from Afghanistan.
Barry: What?
Gene: Just be yourself. Afghanistan.

What? You think I'm booking all these weak women because I was weak in my marriage? Well, you're wrong! I was not weak. I left.

Sally

Barry Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

Gene: OK. I know you were just a fetus, but is this close to your experience?
Natalie: From what I can remember, yes.

Barry: Am I evil?
Hank: Huh?
Barry: Am I like, an evil person?
Hank: Oh my God! I mean. Absolutely! Do I not tell you that enough? You are like the most evil guy I know, man!
Barry: You know, I take no pleasure in killing people. You know that, right?