Battle Creek Season 1 Episode 2: "Syruptitious" Quotes
Commander: We've got a dad who wants to go to prison to protect his daughter. I say we let him. I like that ending better.
Milt: Well, so she doesn't care about the truth?
Russ: She cares deeply about the truth, but she cares even more about justice.
Funkhauser: We all feel that Detective Agnew's suspension was completely unjust. I mean, the detectives of Battle Creek have had their hands tied tightly enough by lack of resources, lack of staff...
Commander: That's kind of the same thing.
Niblet: Don't interrupt. He memorize it. He gets messed up.
Commander: Memorized? This is something you wrote down?
Milt: Why you smilin'?
Russ: Am I? I'm just wondering if this is the first time you've ever been turned down for something.
Milt: You do realize my failing to get that warrant affects you, too.
Russ: Oh, no. I'm upset about it. But I'm a complex person, capable of many emotions.
Look at that. Milt gets original art and we get counterfeit water.Russ