Beauty and the Beast Season 1 Quotes
I thought I'd order the lobster and wear a bib. Properly mortify you in front of your father.
Evan
I was reading into our connection like it was fate or destiny that brought us together. Truth is, you saved other people, not just me. We should stick to working on cases. That's what we are.
Cat
That makes me sound like a stalker. I've been appropriately conversing about you.
Evan
Really? Grade school pageants could act rings around you. Please don't tell me it's a surprise party. Heather promised me that she wouldn't. Fine. What time is it?
Cat
Cat: That slow, huh?
Tess: Well, it's the third Thursday of the month. That's when the criminals have their staff meetings. Happy birthday!
Ex porn star karaoke sound way more exciting than it really is.
Heather
J.T.: Call the CSI guy again.
Cat: CSU. CSI is a TV show.
This is it. We've got to press the eject button of our lives!
J.T.
Westchester? You and your boyfriend Evan are totally in sync.
Tess
I'm just helping out, okay? And for once, J.T., I almost feel normal.
Vince
Cat: I just wish you were a normal guy.
Vincent: Ouch.
Okay. We're all gonna die. I'm gonna get a Tums.
J.T.