MJ: I signed with a professional matchmaker.
Kara: A matchmaker? Is this one of your white friends' suggestions? It was Molly, wasn't it.
MJ: She caters to diverse, professional women like me.
Kara: How does that differ from a dating app?
NJ: It cost $20,000.

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• Added: January 10, 2017

I'm just searching for a little escape before reality bites me in the morning. So, London, are you in?

MJ

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Lee: I don't normally go home with women, either.
MJ: So why did you?
Lee: Because I'm a sucker for damsels in distress.
MJ: You thought I was in distress?
Lee: Weren't you?

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MJ: You're looking at the newest anchor of Great Day USA.
Kara: That well?
MJ: I'm pretty sure Garrett's talking to my agents as we speak.

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• Added: January 10, 2017

Make yourself at home, but don't get too comfortable.

MJ [on a Post-It]

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