I know you. I know what you were, what you are. People don't change. You're Slippin' Jimmy. And Slippin' Jimmy I can handle just fine but Slippin' Jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun.

Chuck

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I've known good criminals and bad cops, bad priests, honorable thieves. You can be on one side of the law or the other, but if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again, but you took soemthing that wasn't yours and you sold it for a profit. You are now a criminal. Good one, bad one, that's up to you.

Mike

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The lesson is, if you're going to be a criminal do your homework.

Mike

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Thug: So, what are you packing?
Mike: Uh, pimento.

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• Added: March 30, 2015

Hail Satan. I submit to the dark side.

Jimmy

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Jimmy: We can Erin Brokovich the shit out of this case.
Chuck: Erin Brokovich didn't do it alone.

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• Added: March 30, 2015