Linda: You love rules. You should marry a rule and have little rule children, then build a house made of rules.
Ted: You mean a house made of my own children?
Linda: That's between you and your conscience

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Don't bother with HR. I can fake any ID with a razor blade and wite-out. Trust me, I've been 21 since I was 15

Linda

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Sometimes big companies make big mistakes. Like yesterday's, which caused a million fish in Lake Michigan to grow fur

Ted

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