How are your hardware shops doing Bill? I hear you've had a few protests.

Alby

I'm proud of our family and proud of our faith.

Margene

First time in our marriage I am worried. This paper divorce is feeling a lot like a real divorce.

Bill

How do you plan to redeem yourself? Tell me, tell me. Show me.

Alby

What's going on with us Bill? Someone tried to kill me. I'm having nightmares about it.

Don

I just discovered that I married an under aged girl.

Bill

(to Bill) There will be blockades. They will put you out of business.

Barb

(to Bill) Your wife is a stinking filthy liar and should wash her mouth out with soap.

Frank

Nikki: I can't believe you ran him over.
Margene: I tapped him.

I just want to be allowed to do my job.

Bill

Stop saying that. We are not falling apart.

Bill

Get out. Who do you think you're dealing with? I'm Albert Grant.

Alby

Big Love Quotes

Sarah: Why can't we just hire a babysitter like everyone else?
Barb: Because we're not everyone else

Margene: Does that mean you miss me more?
Bill: Officially... I miss you guys all the same.