Wendy: Jesus fuck, this is already such a fucked day.
Wags: A two-fuck walk-in sentence from you is not something to take lightly.
Wendy: Sure as fuck isn't.

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Wendy: Welcome home, Bobby.
Chuck: Never thought I'd say it, never thought I'd think it, but thank God you're here.
Wags: Ain't that the motherfucking truth.
Axe: Now, let's get to work.

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Wendy: Explain the outsized revenue despite the skeletal staff of doctors.
Rian: Mental's been billing insurers for its A.I. check-ins as if they're actual human sessions.
Wendy: So our big strength, automated therapy, it's actually a big scam?
Rian: It's Medicare fraud. And, like, a federal crime, for reals.

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Chuck Senior: The only object lesson that I see is that this D-team, this poor man's McEnroe/Fleming... couldn't take down a Christmas ornament.
Chuck Junior: Just leave us to it, Dad. Please.
Wags: I'm McEnroe, at least, right?
Chuck Senior: I was being charitable. It's Fleming/Fleming.

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The entire country will think of you as a man who couldn't satisfy his own wife. They won't care about arrangements or you getting yours. They'll just know that she was bivouacking with the mountain man instead of shacking up with you. And you have to know, there is nobody in this country who's gonna vote for President Cuck.

Axe

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