Dre: Babe I'm just trying to give you a nudge, help you pave the road.
Zoey: Pave the road? you ran me over.

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Dre I have worked too hard and I went to school for too long and I took way too much Affirmative Action money. I mean, I may have even taken a scholarship from a Pacific Islander. Okay I did, but I can easily pass for a Samoan.

Rainbow

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No, it's like fresh baked bread on my butt.

Junior

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Dre: I'm giving you the gift of hunger.
Junior: Does it come with a receipt? Because I'd like to return it.

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Diane: Why is there a plastic roof all over the food?
Dre: Baby that's a sneeze guard, it's to protect the food.
Jack: From getting into our mouths?

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Oh, I get it. They charge you for all you can eat but put out food no one will eat, maniacal!

Junior

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• Added: November 12, 2014

I think this cow died of natural causes.

Zoey

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