I kinda like all those Buscemis staring at me. Makes me feel like I’m in an unproduced Charlie Kaufman movie.

Timmy

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• Added: October 27, 2022

By chance, do you know if we carry the butthole cut of Cats?

Damon

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• Added: October 27, 2022

We haven’t had this many customers since 50 Shades of Grey made the whole country horny.

Timmy

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• Added: October 28, 2022

Carlos: What the hell is your problem?
Damon: Oh, well, I’m allergic to tree nuts. Gluten wrecks me. The sun and I, we’re not friends --

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• Added: October 28, 2022

Kayla: That was almost really bad.
Connie: Almost really bad is the story of my life.

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• Added: October 28, 2022