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Doing a bunch of little things right doesn’t cancel out the big thing you did wrong.
Eliza
Eliza: Did you know that lips are technically a mucous membrane and not skin?
Timmy: Huh, I did not know that or want to.
I’m looking for a movie about a pig, but not Babe. It’s too big a city.
Danielle
The solar storm is real. It’s why China built a second sun.
Hannah
This is Y2K all over again. They said the computers would shut down, so my dad panicked and printed out all his porn. Nothing happened except I had to use the other side of that porn to print out my essay on Gatsby.
Timmy
Never underestimate nostalgia. Nothing thrills people more than knowing their memory still works.
Lena
I thought you died, or worse, hated me.
Connie
I’m Tad from Ohio. I’m a Scorpio.
Tad from Ohio
Touch my puzzle again, and I’ll kick your lurking ass to the Walmart parking lot you were born in.
Connie
Percy: Are smoothies canceled? Did Gary over at Smoothie Sips get caught up in another animals-riding-unicycles scandal?
Connie: Again? Those poor raccoons.
Do you guys know if we have a fax machine, or what a fax machine is?
Kayla
Connie: Lucky for you, you’re working with Connie Serrano, puzzle queen, PhD.
Hannah: Wow, I didn’t realize I was in the presence of a queen and a doctor.
