Timmy: Does normal Tinder still exist?
Kayla: It does, but people just use it to buy and sell used furniture.

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I can’t believe you dated someone who married themselves. Or listened to Modest Mouse.

Hannah

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Percy: That was so gross and hot at the same time. It’s not often you see a cheek kiss with tongue.
Timmy: Tongue was rough. Like a cat.

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We’re “turtling” the playing field.

Hannah

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You look like a cool English professor with an unorthodox but exciting approach to teaching.

Carlos

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Sometimes you gotta jump your ass out the car and hope the semi behind you slows down in time.

Percy

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Did you wanna get another straw? We can Tramp and Tramp it.

Rene

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