Carlos: I’m, like, weirdly good at accounting. That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever said.
Connie: Saddest thing I’ve ever said is “One ticket for Space Jam 2.”

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Timmy: My mom’s a required taste.
Eliza: You mean an “acquired taste?’
Timmy: Nope, required, as in I’m required to help her whenever she calls.

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By this time I’m usually asleep in front of the TV having a nightmare about James Corden.

Connie

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Eliza: This is supposed to be my “me” time. I should be on my couch cuddling my cat, a bag of sour smurfs, and Target’s finest Merlot.
Hannah: Is this what Cathy is?

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I love B's. They’re home school A-pluses.

Hannah

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Eliza: It’s so weird hearing the word “sorry” coming from a male voice.
Timmy: 13-year-old Timmy thanks you for saying I have a male voice.

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