You're abandoning Team Belcher?! How can you do that to us?! You're a Belcher-dict Arnold!

Louise

• Permalink: You're abandoning Team Belcher?! How can you do that to us?! You're a Belcher-dict Arnold!
• Added: January 12, 2015

Half bumper car, half go-kart, ALL BALLS!

Critter

• Permalink: Half bumper car, half go-kart, ALL BALLS!
• Added: January 12, 2015

Tina: Maybe Mom and Dad would sponsor a go-kart if it was advertising for the restaurant.
Louise: They can't even support their electric bill.

• Permalink: They can't even support their electric bill.
• Added: January 12, 2015

I'll be like Al Capone with breasts.

Linda

• Permalink: I'll be like Al Capone with breasts.
• Added: January 12, 2015

Awww, so cute! Your burger and his beer are making little belly babies!

Linda

• Permalink: Awww, so cute! Your burger and his beer are making little belly babies!
• Added: January 12, 2015

Hard to hate a guy who gives you raisins!

Gene

• Permalink: Hard to hate a guy who gives you raisins!
• Added: January 12, 2015

If I'm online, I'm looking at sloths!

Gene

• Permalink: If I'm online, I'm looking at sloths!
• Added: January 12, 2015

One hall pass to rule them all!

Gene

• Permalink: One hall pass to rule them all!
• Added: January 04, 2015

Mr. Frond: Tina, think you can handle this?
Tina: I don't think you can handle how much I can handle this, Mr. Frond.

• Permalink: I don't think you can handle how much I can handle this, Mr. Frond.
• Added: January 04, 2015

Rudy: I guess when you're hall monitor, you have to leave your feelings in your locker.
Tina: And lose the combination.

• Permalink: And lose the combination.
• Added: January 04, 2015

I can't tell you my full name! You know Mom won't tell me my middle name!

Gene

• Permalink: I can't tell you my full name! You know Mom won't tell me my middle name!
• Added: January 04, 2015

Rudy: Tina, can I just say you inspire me.
Tina: I know.

• Permalink: Tina, can I just say
• Added: January 04, 2015