You're abandoning Team Belcher?! How can you do that to us?! You're a Belcher-dict Arnold!

Louise

Half bumper car, half go-kart, ALL BALLS!

Critter

Tina: Maybe Mom and Dad would sponsor a go-kart if it was advertising for the restaurant.
Louise: They can't even support their electric bill.

I'll be like Al Capone with breasts.

Linda

Awww, so cute! Your burger and his beer are making little belly babies!

Linda

Hard to hate a guy who gives you raisins!

Gene

If I'm online, I'm looking at sloths!

Gene

One hall pass to rule them all!

Gene

Mr. Frond: Tina, think you can handle this?
Tina: I don't think you can handle how much I can handle this, Mr. Frond.

Rudy: I guess when you're hall monitor, you have to leave your feelings in your locker.
Tina: And lose the combination.

I can't tell you my full name! You know Mom won't tell me my middle name!

Gene

Rudy: Tina, can I just say you inspire me.
Tina: I know.

Bob's Burgers Quotes

Two days until trick or treating. What am I supposed to eat until then? Other food?

Gene

Why is no one singing? Why is no one dancing? What's wrong with Hollywood?!

Gene