Bob's Burgers
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXBob's Burgers Season 5 Quotes
Regular Sized Rudy: I'm allergic to geese and ducks!
Gene: I will not invite you to my Duck Duck Goose party then.
Animal Control Officer: WHO'S IN CONTROL?!
Other Animal Control Officers: ANIMAL CONTROL!
You can only eat an animal for so long. It's the turkey's turn to rule the Earth now. We had our chance and we blew it!
Mickey
Gene: I wouldn't mind a trip on the Tickle Boat.
Tina: Gene, they closed it, remember? That guy died.
The real tragedy is that I don't have time to get nachos before we start. You know what, maybe I do.
Linda
Ok, just don't start a brothel while we're gone! Just kidding, you can!
Gene
Sturdy and purdy!
Gene
All the losers get stickers! Stickers of shame!
Linda
I wanna be the bad boy of ice pushing, like Elvis Stojco!
Gene
Homework club? Oh my God, they're doing drugs to each other!
Linda
Why are you running if you don't want to? Just tell the teacher you have sciatica.
Gene
Teddy will eat whatever you put in front of him. Remember when he at that receipt?
Linda
