Bones Season 8 Episode 8: "The But In The Joke" Quotes
Booth: Once you start with the math you don't stop, right?
Bones: I think everyone's like that, don't you?
Booth: Yeah, I think so, definitely. Go math! Math people forever, right?
Sweets: Oh my god, Booth is funny.
Fisher: Almost funny.
Fisher: I don't do jokes. I do raw, unfiltered honesty.
Cam: Let me hear some raw, unfiltered honesty, then.
Fisher: I am incapable of truly loving another human being. For that reason, I will never sire an heir.
[to Booth] Let me know when you want to hear the rest of my insights. I have visual aids.
Sweets
Fisher: I don't know if you're aware, but I do a bit of stand-up myself.
Bones: I imagine you are not very skilled at it, as you are not a humorous person.
Bones: Now you don't have to unfold and refold a map.
Booth: Wait a second, I like maps. What's wrong with maps?
Bones: Well, maps cannot tell you the amount of traffic to expect en route to your destination. See? Now we can relax and talk about interesting things.
Booth: This is not how the cowboys settled this country.
Hodgins: Babe, I need your secret stash of peanut butter.
Angela: Hodgins, I bring in my peanut butter for a little comfort food every once in a while.
