Angela: But Booth is Catholic.
Brennan: So, we had premarital sex; clearly exceptions can be made.

Go pork yourself.

Barbara

Aubrey: This is a black kale, chia smoothie.
Booth: Why are you drinking that? Did you lose a bet or something?
Brennan: Do you have an infected lesion?

Booth, why are you covering yourself? I'm not going to perform the procedure myself, in a car.

Brennan

Aubrey: Jessica just thought that maybe it'd be a good idea if I went on a junk food cleanse. It's no big deal.
Booth: Go back to the donuts because that smells like monkey ass.

Booth: I'm a sniper, you hear me, and snipers they do not fire blanks.
Brennan: And in that analogy, my ovaries are what, target practice?

He was the most selfish, miserly, billionaire, son-of-a-bitch this side of Montgomery Burns.

Hodgins

Unlike Booth, I am an equal opportunity accuser. See, I don't care about sex, age...just motive and opportunity.

Aubrey

The tradition is illogical. Being startled is unpleasant while engineering a surprise for others has proven to be quite pleasurable.

Brennan

Aubrey: Someone dumped a body in those woods.
Randy: Talk about littering.

Cam: I know it's a surprise but could you give us a hint on the dress code?
Brennan: Yes, wearing clothes would be advisable.

That is one of the many benefits of growing older, we grow wiser in the process.

Brennan

Bones Quotes

Sometimes you just have to dance to the music that's playing.

Booth

Booth: I worked really, really hard on my vows, but you know, now that we're here, look, um, hey. Do you remember the last time that we were here? Standing right around in this spot? It was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because you were irritating me and, uh, you chased me down, and you caught up to me and I said to you 'listen, I just have to get all my ducks in a row' and you said to me--
Brennan: I can be a duck.
Booth: Yeah. You know we had been chasing each other for a long time. Chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes. And now chasing you has been the smartest thing that I have ever done in my life. And being chased by you has been my greatest joy. But now, we, uh, we don't have to chase each other anymore because we caught each other.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones