Cam: I know Hodgins is your husband and your soulmate, but…
Angela: Oh no. We'll kill him together.

Dr. Fisher: Cartoons upset me as a child.
Hodgins: More of an Adam’s Family kid?
Dr. Fisher: Twilight Zone reruns actually.
Cam: Everything about you makes more sense now.

Duck season or wabbit season?

Hodgins

The human penis has no skeleton material of any kind.

Brennan

Jessica: I've seen a lot of things but this, for the rats to get inside of the ribs like that, it's truly horrifying.
Brennan: There's no better word for it.

Why eat the toes when there's so much good stuff left on the body?

Jessica

I already turned him in once, so it will be even easier the second time.

Aubrey

Early exposure to e-coli bacteria is beneficial to the development of children's immune systems.

Brennan

Aubrey: Jessica just thought that maybe it'd be a good idea if I went on a junk food cleanse. It's no big deal.
Booth: Go back to the donuts because that smells like monkey ass.

Unlike Booth, I am an equal opportunity accuser. See, I don't care about sex, age...just motive and opportunity.

Aubrey

Angela: But Booth is Catholic.
Brennan: So, we had premarital sex; clearly exceptions can be made.

He was the most selfish, miserly, billionaire, son-of-a-bitch this side of Montgomery Burns.

Hodgins

Bones Season 12 Quotes

You'd think he was harmless as a child; that's what we all thought last time.

Cam

I know that you are used to me being your assistant, always telling me what to do; today the shoe is on the other foot.

Zack