Go pork yourself.

Barbara

Booth: I'm a sniper, you hear me, and snipers they do not fire blanks.
Brennan: And in that analogy, my ovaries are what, target practice?

Booth, why are you covering yourself? I'm not going to perform the procedure myself, in a car.

Brennan

Aubrey: This is a black kale, chia smoothie.
Booth: Why are you drinking that? Did you lose a bet or something?
Brennan: Do you have an infected lesion?

Cam: I know it's a surprise but could you give us a hint on the dress code?
Brennan: Yes, wearing clothes would be advisable.

That is one of the many benefits of growing older, we grow wiser in the process.

Brennan

Trust me, if I've learned anything from being in this chair it's that happiness comes from accepting what you have.

Hodgins

Aubrey: Someone dumped a body in those woods.
Randy: Talk about littering.

The tradition is illogical. Being startled is unpleasant while engineering a surprise for others has proven to be quite pleasurable.

Brennan

You'd think he was harmless as a child; that's what we all thought last time.

Cam

Doctor, as I have always told people, I'm stronger than I look.

Zack

Brennan: Zack didn't do it. Despite the one on his forehead, he has no scars on his body.
Karen: Yeah, I'm not even going to ask how you know that.

Bones Season 12 Quotes

You'd think he was harmless as a child; that's what we all thought last time.

Cam

I know that you are used to me being your assistant, always telling me what to do; today the shoe is on the other foot.

Zack