Holt: Try to blend in.
Jake: Good idea. I’ll just age myself 60 years, become Chinese and female.

• Permalink: Good idea. I’ll just age myself 60 years, become Chinese and female.
• Added: November 26, 2013

No waiting, just toasting. I want you to toast, now I wanna eat toast, gimme some toast!

Terry

• Permalink: No waiting, just toasting. I want you to toast, now I wanna eat toast, gimme some toast!
• Added: November 26, 2013

I’m sorry – I just get so emotional when I talk about how bogus Thanksgiving is

Jake

• Permalink: I’m sorry – I just get so emotional when I talk about how bogus Thanksgiving is
• Added: November 26, 2013

Holt at your house, surrounded by these idiots? Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.

Rosa

• Permalink: Holt at your house, surrounded by these idiots? Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.
• Added: November 26, 2013

Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself. Terry needs nutrients!

Terry

• Permalink: Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself. Terry needs nutrients!
• Added: November 26, 2013

It looks like you live on the set of Murder, She Wrote.

Rosa

• Permalink: It looks like you live on the set of Murder, She Wrote.
• Added: November 26, 2013

Gina: Oh my God, Amy that’s so cool that you still live with your grandmother.
Amy: I live alone! This is my stuff. I like quilts.
Gina: Stop...each sentence is getting sadder.

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• Added: November 26, 2013

Did you make the cover of “Hair-Pulled-Back Magazine?”

Gina

• Permalink: Did you make the cover of “Hair-Pulled-Back Magazine?”
• Added: November 26, 2013

Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop!

Gina

• Permalink: Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here....
• Added: November 26, 2013

Hey there criminal! It’s me, Johnny Law.

Jake

• Permalink: Hey there criminal! It’s me, Johnny Law.
• Added: November 26, 2013