Guys, where did our dads go?


Fireman: Don't worry, the fire department is on the job!
Holt: You hear that, Jeffords? We're gonna die in here! We're marked for death!

Rosa: That means we have to call the fire department.
Jake: Or we leave them in there forever and move on emotionally.

Jake, I think it's very cool that you learned this, very progressive. Charles, I think you know you crossed a line.


Are we gonna be okay at this? This entire day has felt like a warning sign from the universe.


Dottie I really wish you weren't such a big part of my son's birth story.


Charles: So my dad gets to be his Pop-Pop and I only get to be Charles?
Jake: Your dad does not get to be his Pop-Pop.
Charles: Well, I hope you're prepared to make that phone call.

Kayla: Ugh, none of you are cute with the lights on.
Charles: You wanna play mean girl, Kayla? Let's talk about your bangs.

You took the wrong fluffy boy!


Kingston: You can't beat Wario?
Jake: You can? How do you do it?

Holt: That's weird, it's sunny outside.
Jake: Why is that weird?
Holt: Because a shit-storm is about to rain down.

How much does the bastard want for my little doggie?


Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

Amy: Didn't work.
Jake: Ugh, I knew it! I got bum nards!

Charles: "My hunch, my hunch, my lovely casey hunch!" Sing with me.
Jake: That's not gonna happen, I will literally never -- "What you gonna do with all that hunch, all that hunch inside your brain!"
Charles and Jake: "We're gonna solve, solve, solve this case, solve this case right in your face!"