Holly: Have you tried online dating?
Sarah: Oh, come on, Holly. You're just trying to think up another way for me to make a complete ass of myself.

Sarah: You will never believe what he's gone and done now. He's remarrying his first wife and taking the kids on a one-month honeymoon to, wait for it, Europe.
Nora: Oh Honey, I stopped watching those trashy soap operas in 1982.
Sarah: Joe, Mom. My trashy soap opera. The one that is my life.

(to Kitty) "You'll need more wine" exit ruse. Amazing how they never catch on.

Sarah

Nora: The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
Saul: Oh please, Nora. It's not Hell. It's Seattle.

Oh, Honey, don't feel bad. You can't compete against the world's greatest Grandma and I have a coffee mug that proves it.

Nora

Nora: Oh, Honey, don't feel bad. You can't compete against the world's greatest Grandma and I have a coffee mug that proves it.Alec: That is our blank room.
Kitty: A what?
Alec: A blank room. You know, the room with no furniture where Ben and I launch rocket ships because every six-year old knows that you cannot explore Space with clutter.

Scotty: We are such prudes.
Kevin: You're not kidding. One possible three-way and we practically have a nervous breakdown.
Scotty: I guess we're more comfortable nesting. We may as well be lesbians.
Kevin: Even lesbians have three-ways.
Scotty: Yeah, but their heart's never in it.

Kitty: You got an affidavit signed by your cardiologist giving you permission to have sex?
Robert: (laughing)It's good, right! It's funny.

(to Kevin about his kiss with Chad) Common don't tell me you didn't enjoy that kiss. Just because you're married doesn't mean you're dead.

Sarah

Nora: Life is so much sweeter with a baby. Why did you guys have to go and grow up?
Kitty: Well, that was the only way we could get away from you.

Chad: Hello! I keep thinking about you.
Kevin: That's fine. I think about me all the time.

Nora: You remember Ryan?
Rebecca: Yeah, of course, of course. What brings you guys by today?
Ryan: Oh, you didn't get the memo? It's bring your illegitimate child to work day.
Rebecca: Oh, yeah, I went to that last year.

Brothers & Sisters Quotes

No, no. No 'Buts'. You're not allowed to give up. You're not allowed to give up because you believe in your gut that this is right. And besides, we've all inherited this absurd drive to make things that, that yes, they seem complicated and they're messy, but we can turn them into something great.

Kitty

Do I at least get a cigarette and a chance to say my last words?

Nora