Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 2 Episode 3: "School Hard" Quotes
Spike: How's the Annoying One?
Drusilla: He doesn't wanna play.
Spike: Figures. Well, suppose I better go make nice.
[He kneels to the Anointed One]
The Anointed One: You failed.
Spike: I offer penance.
Vampire: Penance? You should lay down your life! Our numbers are depleted. The feast of St. Vigeous has been ruined by your impatience!
Spike: I was rash, and if I had to do it all over again...
[Laughs]
Spike: Who am I kidding? I would do it exactly the same. Only I'd do this...
[Grabs the Anointed One and puts him in a cage]
The Anointed One: No!
[Spike lifts up the cage]
Spike: From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual...and a little more fun around here.
[The cage goes into the sun. The Anointed One dies.]
Spike: Let's see what's on TV.
Xander: It’s no biggie. You’ll have a nice soiree, the parents will love you. As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you'll be fine.
Buffy: Are you crazy? What did you say that for? Now something bad is gonna happen.
Xander: What do you mean? Nothing's gonna happen.
Willow: Not until some dummy says, "As long as nothing bad happens."
Buffy: It's the ultimate jinx.
Willow: What were you thinking? Or were you even thinking at all?
[Buffy and Willow leave frustrated]
Xander: What, you guys don’t know. Maybe this time it’ll be different?
Willow: She was already smoking in fifth grade. Once I was lookout for her.
Xander: You're bad to the bone.
Willow: I'm a rebel.
Spike: Me and Dru...we're moving in. Now, any of you wanna test who's got the biggest wrinklies around here, step on up. I'll do your Slayer for you. But you keep your flunkies from trying anything behind my back. Deal?
[The Anointed One nods]
Drusilla: I can't see her. The Slayer. I can't see. It's dark where she is. Kill her. Kill her, Spike. Kill her for me?
Spike: It's done, baby.
Drusilla: Kill her for princess?
Spike: I'll chop her into messes.
Drusilla: You are my sweet. My little Spike.
Drusilla: Do you like daisies? I plant them, but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies. Spike, I’m cold.
[Spike puts his jacket on Drusilla]
Spike: I’ve got you.
Drusilla: I’m a princess.
