Bull
Thursdays 10:00 PM on CBSBull Season 1 Episode 21: "How to Dodge a Bullet" Quotes
He's my friend and I'm frightened for him. Tell me I shouldn't be.
Jason Bull
J. P.: I'll kick you so hard in the balls your dead grandfather will scream.
Bull: See, I knew you were going to say that.
The court is my church and I am its high priestess.
J. P.
J. P.: In my experience, you prepare like a mad woman, you gather your facts, you assemble a narrative to support them. Pretty straight forward.
Bull: But that assumes that everyone hears those facts the same way you do, and with the same meaning, and that they draw the same conclusions that you do, but experience suggests that that's not always the case.
J.P: I played a card that I can never play again with the U.S Attorney's office but you and Atticus Finch decided to go to trial anyway.
Bull: Don't you just hate people with integrity.
J.P.: No, but right now I really hate you.
I don't know what you know about me but I'm a fixer, Mr. Bull. Sometimes I make things happen, sometimes I make things go away. That's how I got to be managing partner of my own law firm with offices in three states. People have a problem, I fix it. Mr. Colon clearly has a problem. Want me to take care of it?
J.P. Nunnelly
What are the chances of you forgetting the last two minutes of your life?
Jason Bull
Benny: I would never do anything like that, they know that.
Bull: I don't think they care, Benny. Look around, we're the only people in this room who didn't see this coming.
When this crap storm first started raining down on me, I was convinced that they were right. Maybe I messed up, maybe I did something seriously wrong, because science says that he's innocent, so he has to be innocent. Right? I ran it through my head over, and over, and over again, and I know two things. I really didn't do anything wrong, and he is guilty as sin.
Benny
The only thing about those bullets you dodge is that they keep traveling and sometimes they come back to hit you right between the eyes.
Jason Bull
I've never met a man or woman who doesn't believe at some point in their lives they've dodged a bullet. Walked out to the edge of the cliff we call fate, and then, for whatever reason, decided not to jump.
Jason Bull
