Popular Californication Quotes
Who pissed on my pants? Who pissed on my pants?
Charlie
Use every chance you get children. Do not deny yourself, follow every instinct. Then sit down and write about it, but do not get up until you expose yourself.
Bates
Hank: We need to sneak some drugs into rehab.
Bates: That sounds fun. How can I help?
Being a fu-king feminist is not about castrating men you cooky c-nt. It's about learning to coexist with these dumb f-cks.
Marcy
That's the eternal dilemma isn't it? Home sweet home versus the wild call of the world outside your door.
Lou
Hank: Have you heard from our literary pilgrim?
Karen: No, only what she puts up on Instagram.
Hank: Oh. What's Instagram?
Atticus: The woman that you love is out there and you know you can't have her. How do you even get up in the morning?
Hank: Well the booze is always helpful and so is the art. Everything that I write is either for her or about her. So I'm with her, even when I'm not.
