She's really fucked up, Hank. I can't wait to play her.

Sasha

• Permalink: She's really f**ked up, Hank. I can't wait to play her.
• Added: February 05, 2011

Hank, you might consider smiling a little more often, it uh, got me kind of wet.

Abby

• Permalink: Hank, you might consider smiling a little more often, it uh, got...
• Added: February 05, 2011

Charlie: I hurt myself.
Marci: What, you get shampoo in your pee hole again?

• Permalink: I hurt myself. What, you get shampoo in your pee hole again?
• Added: February 05, 2011

Some weed, some wine, some vicodin. I feel like I'm under a wet warm blanket.

Mia

• Permalink: Some weed, some wine, some vicodin. I feel like I'm under a wet ...
• Added: February 05, 2011

It looks like a button on a fur coat. Well look on the bright side Charlie, it may be short but it's thin.

Hank

• Permalink: It looks like a button on a fur coat. Well look on the bright si...
• Added: February 05, 2011

Where's you cock? Oh I see it, it's right under your clit.

Hank

• Permalink: Where's you cock? Oh I see it, it's right under your clit.
• Added: February 05, 2011

It's true I am kind of retarded, but I'm also kind of amazing.

Hank

• Permalink: It's true I am kind of retarded, but I'm also kind of amazing.
• Added: February 05, 2011

You know what they say. You can't polish a turd.

Becca

• Permalink: You know what they say. You can't polish a turd.
• Added: February 05, 2011

Should I be worried? He does seem dangerously cool. Kind of like a young Lando Calrissian, with a dream.

Hank

• Permalink: Should I be worried? He does seem dangerously cool. Kind of like...
• Added: February 05, 2011