Californication Quotes
You are going to enchant an entire generation of teenage boys with those pound puppies.
Hank
You've got to let the cash be your laxative Hank.
Stu
Oh I'm sorry. Turns out I'm quite the Fruit Ninja.
Hank
That's what happens in a relationship, you stop caring. The next thing you know the sex is sporadic, the blow job's bi-annual and ass play is out of the question.
Hank
He's not good or bad, he's a work in progress.
Karen
Page one, why the fuck are you fading in?
Hank
She's the kind of girl a guy meets when he's too young and he fucks up because there's too much looting left to do.
Tyler
Let's do the one where Charlie is still your husband, but he's upstairs in a wheelchair.
Stu
I'm gonna beat the fuckin' Bi out of you once and for all woman!
Tyler's 2nd Mom
Becca: Sometimes I think you wish I stayed some asexual little goth muppet creature forever.
Hank: You say that like it's a bad thing.
You know what they say? Whatever doesn't kill us makes us even more annoying.
Hank
Hank: That's it? You're just gonna stand by your man?
Karen: That's what I do.
