Californication Quotes
Stu: I know I'm not a handsome man, but I am a very successful man. I know what it's like to be hit on by pretty young things who want something from me.
Charlie: Must be nice, wish I did.
Richard: I gotta come clean Hank, she's been through too much. No offense.
Hank: Some taken.
Holly: I shook my money maker to an entire album form him, Guns N' Roses, "Appetite".
Hank: Great album.
Holly: The best! I lost my cherry to it, front and back.
Come on back to bed. Let's californicate.
Hank
Karen: L.A. changes people.
Hank: Cities don't change people, people don't even change people. We are who we are.
Everything is fucking fake OK? The houses are like sets and the people are indistinguishable from actors, it's awesome!
Marcy
Hank: I love L.A. I love it! I said it, I meant it, I'm here to represent it.
Karen: Who are you right now?
Hank: I don't know.
Hank: You wanna come down and put some clothes on before the law gets here?
Bates: No, nah, nonsense , I'm tucked. You know I was just telling Karen I used to fuck guys like Tyler back in prison. Did I ever tell you about the year I spent behind bars?
So what's the move here? Good cop, bad cop, bald cop?
Hank
That's right, we're pullin' you over mutha fukka!
Hank
I can't believe this, we are actually sitting around watching a cop eat doughnuts.
Hank
Cop: I never pulled my piece out on the job, never, not once.
Hank: Ah, too bad the same can't be said for Runkes.
