Alakazam, jackass.

Beckett

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• Added: April 03, 2011

Javier Esposito, when we get to this crime scene, do not wink at me, do not smile and do not even look at me with those puppy dog eyes. Got it?

Lanie

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• Added: January 11, 2011

The problem is neither of us are in love.

Castle

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• Added: January 11, 2011

Whoever he killed went out with a bang.

Ryan

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• Added: January 11, 2011

with any luck professor X will turn out to be Zalman's client.

Beckett

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• Added: January 11, 2011

Beckett: What am I supposed to charge him with? Being a twin? Castle: Being an evil twin in a magic murder.

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• Added: January 11, 2011

He's an identical twin who wears glasses. That's the worst disguise since Clark Kent.

Castle

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• Added: January 11, 2011

You would have liked my grandfather. in fact you remind me of him a little.

Beckett

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• Added: January 11, 2011

You had your hand in my pocket and I didn't even feel it? Do it again!

Castle

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• Added: January 11, 2011

How do you like my naval ring?

Beckett

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• Added: January 11, 2011

You want my advice? Never sleep with someone you work with.

Castle

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• Added: January 11, 2011