Kate: Babe, did you set your hair on fire again?
Rick: No, that was just one time. It's just that I'm so good looking I'm literally smoking hot.

Kate: I wish that you were coming with me.
Rick: What am I going to do, sit outside your office and fetch you coffee?
Kate: Yeah, you're great at fetching. I've trained you well.

Call me Hayley. I insist that anyone who's frisked me use my given name.

Hayley

Name your price. Anything you say, I'll pay it. I just want my wife back.

Castle

If you wanted a binding agreement we should have pinky sweared.

Castle

Hayley: You really love her don't you?
Castle: Like a house on fire.

Castle: You're going to call off your dogs, right now.
Bracken: Or what? You going to write something mean about me?
Castle: I'm going to start a scholarship in your name and offer it to the children of the first inmate who shanks you in the prison laundry.

Sixteen years Kate Beckett has been obsessed with solving her mother's murder. You really think she can turn off that kind of obsession?

Bracken

Assassin: Most people react differently to a gun in their side.
Castle: Yeah, well this kind of thing happens to me often.

Assassin: Your earlier stuff was better. You got soft once you met the skirt.
Castle: Everyone's a critic.

Castle: You set up shop in my office behind my back and it's my fault?
Alexis: Exactly.

Castle Season 8 Episode 1 Quotes

Kate: I wish that you were coming with me.
Rick: What am I going to do, sit outside your office and fetch you coffee?
Kate: Yeah, you're great at fetching. I've trained you well.

Kate: Babe, did you set your hair on fire again?
Rick: No, that was just one time. It's just that I'm so good looking I'm literally smoking hot.