Laine:I also except cash, chocolates, and jewelry
Castle:Duly noted.

Beckett:I cannot believe you asked for samples.
Castle:What they said anything we want plus these aren't for me they are for Ryan and Esposito.
Beckett:Don't you mean Charlotte and Miranda.
Castle:Wait that would make me Carrie.
Beckett:You are so metrosexual for even knowing that.
Castle:Hey only watched that show out of the corner of my eye when my mom had it on.... that didn't make my point quite like i wanted it to.

I'm not used to losing.

I know I heard.... Everything.

Maddie:I get it your hot for Castle, you want to make little Castle Babies.
Beckett:Maddie he can hear us.

see judging and disapproving, you are so my work wife.

Castle:Did she just flip her hair?
Esposito:I'm tellin ya, puppies man. puppies.

Ryan:It's like soccer, you score in our goal it's still our point.
Beckett:Soccer huh.
Esposito:Works for me.
Castle:Well what about baseball? Because this team just knocked one right out of the park.
*Beckett clicks, whistles*
Ryan:But our team was supposed to be up to bat.
Beckett:Again with that one.
Castle:Your team was to scared to even get off the bus.
Esposito:Uh Castle our team drove the bus.
Castle:Ok Nascar then, as our car flew through the checkard finish line your car crashed and burned
Beckett:Under a beautiful full moon.

Esposito:Lookin good Detective Beckett.
Beckett:How did you...
Ryan:We're detectives.
Esposito:Called your dad.
Beckett:Alright,alright you've had your fun. I was 16 and I thought that modeling would be a better way to make money then waitressing,it was one summer no big deal.... Oh and if you say anything to Castle I swear I will kill you.

Do they know they are finishing each others sentences?


Esposito:So was it like a Mamma Mia thing? Ya I bet your mom was really wild back then.
Castle:You really need to stop talking now.

Castle is famously fatherless.


Castle Season 2 Quotes

Beckett: Sometime when I am bored I go to cafe in little Odesa and pretend to be Moskevite.
Esposito: That's kinda hot.

Castle: Thanks for saving my life.
Beckett: Ah, I was just trying to avoid paperwork.