Charmed (2018)
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Maggie: Please tell me that's a two-part costume and there's lingerie under there.
Macy: I'm Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Maggie: Wrong. You're a weirdo in a trash bag.
Harry: I thought we agreed to stop being so reckless with our magic.
Mel: You gave a pompous lecture, I chose to ignore it and take some initiative.
Maggie: As much as I'd like to help with Operation Cookie Monster, I've got bigger problems.
Mel: Let me guess, Kappa crisis?
Maggie: I owe Lucy $200 for a pledge retreat, so I had to pick up an extra shift.
Mel: You're right, that is way more important than saving the world from certain doom.
Macy: Sugar?
Mel: No, I take it black.
Macy: Sugar!
Mel: Shouting is not going to make me want it any more.
Harry: Remember, the Underworld knows you’re the Charmed Ones and we need you to keep safe. You must call straight away if you see signs of increased demonic activity: abrupt fog, increase in temperature, rapid dog fornication, spontaneous human combustion, presidential tweets…
Macy: About this majority rules thing…
Maggie: Yea, let’s not do it! I mean this is about the Power of Three! Listen to me, being all assertive.
Harry: You really trust me?
Mel: I trust you. I don’t like you, but I trust you.
Maggie: Stop!
Mrs. Vera: Maggie?
Maggie: If you’re really Mom, then you’ll know what I made you in third-grade art class.
Mrs. Vera: How could I forget my 8-year-old made me a bong?
Mel: She got it right, give it to her.
Harry: An imposter gets into your head, that’s how it works.
Macy: Are you really sure it isn’t her?
Maggie: Believe me, I want it to be. But it’s not. I can feel it.
Maggie: Oh, careful with the Mom Bong! She’s fragile and one of a kind.
Macy: The what?
Maggie: I found a bong in the back of Mom's closet in the third grade. I didn’t know what it was, but I broke it. I felt so bad, so I made her a new one in art class. Mom loved it. “My 8 year old made me a bong!”
Harry: You are witches. Witches who are destined to save the world from impending doom. That's right, you are the Charmed ones. The most powerful trio of witches.
Mel: He's the new women's studies teacher. I knew something was off about him.
Maggie: That's for killing our mother.
Thane: You think I killed her? You poor, stupid girl. Now, it's begun.
I want to know you guys. And figure out this whole witchcraft thing on a molecular level and get a freaking Nobel Prize so yea, me too.
Macy
