Dawson got her ass squeezed by a drunken Englishman.

Leslie

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• Added: October 18, 2012

Patron: It's called a Black and Tan!
Bartender: It's called a half and half you moron!

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Hermann: Welcome. Don't screw up the checks. The first and the fifteenth.
Nicki: Oh, I will!

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Hey! One hand on the beam, Cal, and I don't care if you're carrying a cow! Men die when they relax!

Kelly

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• Added: October 18, 2012