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Cruz, get it together and find somewhere else. Or maybe find something else.
Severide [at Molly's, to a drunk Cruz]
Ramon: Excuse me, young lady, I have to see a man about a urinal.
Sylvie: [muttered] I don't want to get in the way of that. [to Gabby] Charming. As always.
Ramon: Gabriela, I can almost see the bottom of this glass.
Sylvie: We are gonna have to name that bar stool after you, Ramon.
Ramon: No greater honor can a man have.
Herrmann: Where are my baseball cards?
Cindy: The ones you sold?
Herrmann: What?
Cindy: Garage Sale 2002. You wanted to buy those cross country skis.
Herrmann: What cross country skis?
Cindy: The ones you sold in Garage Sale 2007 for the mountain bike we sold in 2010.
Great, I call the cops, they send an ambulance. If I had a heart attack, I'm sure they'd send the bacon.
Landlady
Matt: I come home, and Ramon thinks he's Sigmund Freud because he's eating a bowl of Life cereal.
Severide [chuckles]: How long's he staying?
Matt: Ask my wife, because I can't.
Matt [about Ramon's demands]: This is crazy.
Gabby: Welcome to another episode of "The Dawsons."
Life, Matt. You can actually eat it up by the spoon.
Ramon [eating cereal on the couch]
I've seen you handle plenty of stressful situations, Joe, and this, this is when you shine.
Mouch
What does this guy have against firefighters? We're lovable heroes!
Mouch
Sylvie [snorting and giggling]: I'm sorry. It is decaf. I was -- I was pranking you.
Kannell: That's your idea of a prank?
Sylvie: Yeah. What do you want from me? I'm not very good at them.
This is a firehouse. It's not group therapy.
Severide
