Sylvie: I'm not really a kissing on the first date kind of girl.
Pete: Okay, I respect that.
Sylvie: Uh, but the thing at the ambulance, when you smiled at me, that was, that was kind of a first date.
Pete: Oh, so this would be like our second date. I respect that even more.

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• Added: October 27, 2017

Herrmann: What the hell's going on?
Otis: I gotta lock up the robot. I can't risk the other shifts mishandling it.
Herrmann: So you're putting it in our food locker?
Otis: You got a better idea?
Herrmann: Yeah. *Don't* put it in our food locker.

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• Added: October 27, 2017

Stella: If and when Hope actually gets me my check, I will apologize to Brett. But she should apologize for that Severide comment.
Gabby: Mmm, I was kinda proud of her for that one.
Stella [dejectedly]: Yeah, me too.

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• Added: October 27, 2017

Mouch: I was thinking of giving up bacon for health reasons, but Trudy has two rules for men. No cats and no vegetarians.
Stella: I'd add sandals to that list.

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• Added: October 26, 2017

Matt [looking at Boy Scouts]: What's this?
Herrmann: Surprise?
Cindy: They've been asked to thank someone whose hard work and dedication inspires them.
Otis: Weird...didn't pick his old man.

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• Added: October 19, 2017

Firefighter: Think she might have been the bystander that the construction workers mentioned?
District Chief: Yeah, one of the workers said some lady was giving them holy hell before about the garage being a hazard before it collapsed.
Casey: Sounds like Gabby.

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• Added: October 19, 2017

Brandon: I work in social services. Something I learned on the job: Understanding people is hard. We all jump to the wrong conclusions at times. No shame in it.

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• Added: October 19, 2017

Herrmann [watching Mr. Sprinkles the guinea pig]: Is he doing anything?
Otis: I'm not sure. Probably contemplating the futility of his own existence.

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• Added: October 19, 2017

Not to raise a stink, but if you go by 'Cap,' it's gonna be confusion. You need to emphasize the 'tain.' 'Cap-tain.'

Cap [to Casey]

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• Added: October 19, 2017

Hope: Any other tips I should know? Things to look out for? Chief Boden?
Connie: Don't turn this firehouse into "Melrose Place," you'll do just fine.

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• Added: October 12, 2017

Otis: He wants to go to gang corners, ok, and ask around about Leon.
Leon: Aww.
Otis: No, not "aww." It's not a good idea!

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• Added: October 12, 2017

Mouch: What is he doing here?
Herrmann: How should I know? I'm not part of this cockamamie plan!

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• Added: October 12, 2017