Asher: You're gonna remove a whole part of her lung?
Archer: It's that or let her bleed to death.

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Marisol: A few months ago, I had a birth control implant put in my arm.
Husband: What?
Marisol: I'm so sorry, honey.
Husband: I thought you wanted kids.
Marisol: I did. I do. But are you not freaked out by the state of the world? Wars and climate change and pandemics. How can we bring a child into that?

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Asher: Labs look good, but I'm sorry to say your pregnancy test came back negative.
Marisol: I always wanted to be a medical mystery.

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Snake's out. Start the discharge paperwork and do me a favor. Next time someone comes in with a reptile in their orifice, give it to a resident.

Archer

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Ripley: I admit I can be a little hardcore when it comes to my routine.
Asher: I get it. I go to meetings. You run.

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• Added: March 20, 2024