I'm not the one who stabbed your familiar to death and left you with blue balls.

Prudence

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• Added: April 05, 2019

Had to fight off a giant squid for it, but anything for you.

Nick

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• Added: April 05, 2019

Why, oh, why am I suddenly craving a cheese sandwich?

Ambrose

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• Added: April 05, 2019

I plumbed the depths of their tiny minds, plucking all sorts of juicy tidbits.

Ms. Wardell

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• Added: April 05, 2019

I feel more myself in boy's clothes. Actually, Dad, I don't think I'm a girl at all.

Theo

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• Added: April 04, 2019

Zelda: What would you say to frog's legs for dinner?
Sabrina: Can't we just have pizza?

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• Added: April 04, 2019

Make this glorified carny you're sweet on feverish with lust.

Zelda

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• Added: April 04, 2019

Every avalanche begins with a snowflake.

Ms. Wardwell

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• Added: April 04, 2019

Button your lip or I will do it for you, literally.

Aunt Zelda

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• Added: April 03, 2019

Ambrose: You're crazy.
Sabrina: No. Ambrose. I'm mad.

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• Added: April 03, 2019

My soul is who I am, and I signed it away.

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• Added: April 03, 2019

And since when do you wear black? Trying to be edgy, are you?

Aunt Zelda

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• Added: April 03, 2019